I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
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Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
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God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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