youre lurking in front of me
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
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Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
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Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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