It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
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Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
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A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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