Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
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There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
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He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
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