bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
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I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
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Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
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