what if I'm pregnant?
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He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
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Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
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I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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