ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
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i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
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Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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