ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
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FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
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If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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