is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
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We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
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So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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