Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
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i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
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I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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