i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
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dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
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I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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