id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
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They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
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Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
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