Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
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I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
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She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
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