I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
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It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
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she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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