I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
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There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
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That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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