this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
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I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
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he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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