How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
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I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Alive.
So much puke
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Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
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