it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
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Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
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We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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