The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
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Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
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I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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