Buhtt sex?
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
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you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
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It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
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