i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
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So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
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If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
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