Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
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He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
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It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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