i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
Girls should come with a carfax report
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
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You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
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my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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