Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
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Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
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How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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