Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
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her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
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When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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