who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
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Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
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