I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
It's Friday. Sex?
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
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I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
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He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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