the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
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i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
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You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Lo siento on account of my penis...
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