never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
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its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
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Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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