Whatcha textin bout Willis?
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
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I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
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Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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