yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
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