Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
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He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
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If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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