gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
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I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
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Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
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