Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
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I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
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Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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