I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
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Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
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They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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