all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
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Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
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You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
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