D3 body, D1 cock
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
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i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
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Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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