I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
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Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
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I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Randomize