.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
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I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
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My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
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