were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
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Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
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Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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