Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
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and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Boobs are out for the taking
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
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You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
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