it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
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I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
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Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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