yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
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we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
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I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
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