Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
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You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
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Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
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