I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
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She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
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I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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