okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
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You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
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she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
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