just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
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Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
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Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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