Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
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I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
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Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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