I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
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i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
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Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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