U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
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either way he was missing a nipple.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
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She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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